It seems likely that this extra layer of difficulty in getting hold of the cards, in a situation where that was already close to impossible thanks to scalpers, could be driving up resale prices
They are then a pair 4/3 hasted creatures for 4RR over two bodies, which are two separate physical cards
It makes sense that its Ixalan, and the vision team went with that
Kids could read the attacks, understand the flavour text, and build collections without needing to navigate another language
For just two Energyone Darkness Energy and one Colorless Energy it deals 70 damage
Rather than draw you lots of cards or put other cards into play or provide mana, Phyrexian Processor does one thing every turn: Produce an obscenely big creature