A constantly growing car that also exiles cards until its owner decides to recast it again is solid but takes too much time to grow
Compared to Divination, its a significant improvement: adding scry 2 in exchange for two life is well worth it and can really smooth out your draws
+1: Draw a card, then discard a card
First, lets look at this opening hand, on the play against Naya Runes: With most Mono-White decks, this hand would be bad it has nothing to do on Turns 1 and 2 and even your Turn 3 plays are reactive instead of proactive
Turning off an opponents nonbasic lands is devastatingly powerful if this enchantment resolves and can stick to the field
The most infamous mistranslation in the series is You Spoony Bard, a line uttered by Tellah the Sage when facing Edward, who just happens to be a Bard