(The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) This creature's enters-the-battlefield ability goes on the stack without any targets
When it comes to disappointment, the regret from losing a card to dusting is the same as regretting a trade you made
Creatures that have strong leave the battlefield effects or dying triggers work well with fighting effects because you dont care if they survive the fight
For reference, this cards original printing was in the Strixhaven Commander deck for Osgir, the Reconstructor, who can make multiple copies of this that can be sacrificed when necessary for a brand new hand of seven cards
Unfortunately, this green enchantment also affects any negative counters your opponents place on your permanents
Varragoth, Bloodsky Sire How would you feel about a creature that said: If this attacks, cast a free copy of Vampiric Tutor? That's not too far off from what Varragoth, Bloodsky Sires actual boast ability says