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In many cases, this refunds the full cost of the spell or more, and against mana rocks, it often generates a tempo swing

When it has no defense counters left, it exiles itself to allow you to cast the reverse side

While Magic and other card games have some humor on their cards, they usually arent as overtly funny as a lot of the cards from The Spoils were

I don't think this will end up being a popular sweeper as it's a bit more niche, but some decks that intentionally are making tokens for players like Grismold, the Dreadsower can use this as a contingency plan that will likely smack someone for a lot of extra damage

Bazaar of Baghdad The Bazaar is a triple threat for never printing again, and it would have to overcome all three to see print again, even if the Reserve List were done away with

The best "polymorph" is Proteus Staf, which is repeatable and can be used to tuck opposing commanders